• Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

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terezi-pie-rope:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes

terezi-pie-rope:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes

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the-karcrab-within:

bae: babe come over

me: im reading the final act of homestuck

bae: my parents aren’t home ;)

me: did i fucking stutter

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huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

(Source: huffylemon)

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is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

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The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotes-for-reference)

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